diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/Context.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/Context.cs
index b259b9ec..ccdd03be 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/Context.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/Context.cs
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
         private readonly MessageContext _messageContext;
 
         private readonly IDataStore _data;
+        private readonly IDatabase _db;
         private readonly PKSystem _senderSystem;
         private readonly IMetrics _metrics;
 
@@ -40,6 +41,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
             _data = provider.Resolve<IDataStore>();
             _senderSystem = senderSystem;
             _messageContext = messageContext;
+            _db = provider.Resolve<IDatabase>();
             _metrics = provider.Resolve<IMetrics>();
             _provider = provider;
             _parameters = new Parameters(message.Content.Substring(commandParseOffset));
@@ -61,6 +63,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
 
         // TODO: this is just here so the extension methods can access it; should it be public/private/?
         internal IDataStore DataStore => _data;
+        internal IDatabase Database => _db;
 
         public Task<DiscordMessage> Reply(string text = null, DiscordEmbed embed = null, IEnumerable<IMention> mentions = null)
         {
diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/ContextEntityArgumentsExt.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/ContextEntityArgumentsExt.cs
index 72a8bb1b..ed8d31a8 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/ContextEntityArgumentsExt.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/CommandSystem/ContextEntityArgumentsExt.cs
@@ -97,6 +97,26 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
             // Finally, we return the member value.
             return member;
         }
+        
+        public static async Task<PKGroup> PeekGroup(this Context ctx)
+        {
+            var input = ctx.PeekArgument();
+
+            await using var conn = await ctx.Database.Obtain();
+            if (await conn.QueryGroupByName(input) is {} byName)
+                return byName;
+            if (await conn.QueryGroupByHid(input) is {} byHid)
+                return byHid;
+
+            return null;
+        }
+
+        public static async Task<PKGroup> MatchGroup(this Context ctx)
+        {
+            var group = await ctx.PeekGroup();
+            if (group != null) ctx.PopArgument();
+            return group;
+        }
 
         public static string CreateMemberNotFoundError(this Context ctx, string input)
         {
diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/CommandTree.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/CommandTree.cs
index 08fd4a6e..efc75548 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/CommandTree.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/CommandTree.cs
@@ -45,6 +45,8 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
         public static Command MemberKeepProxy = new Command("member keepproxy", "member <member> keepproxy [on|off]", "Sets whether to include a member's proxy tags when proxying");
         public static Command MemberRandom = new Command("random", "random", "Looks up a random member from your system");
         public static Command MemberPrivacy = new Command("member privacy", "member <member> privacy <name|description|birthday|pronouns|metadata|visibility|all> <public|private>", "Changes a members's privacy settings");
+        public static Command GroupInfo = new Command("group", "group <name>", "Looks up information about a group");
+        public static Command GroupNew = new Command("group new", "group new <name>", "Creates a new group");
         public static Command Switch = new Command("switch", "switch <member> [member 2] [member 3...]", "Registers a switch");
         public static Command SwitchOut = new Command("switch out", "switch out", "Registers a switch with no members");
         public static Command SwitchMove = new Command("switch move", "switch move <date/time>", "Moves the latest switch in time");
@@ -97,6 +99,8 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                 return HandleSystemCommand(ctx);
             if (ctx.Match("member", "m"))
                 return HandleMemberCommand(ctx);
+            if (ctx.Match("group", "g"))
+                return HandleGroupCommand(ctx);
             if (ctx.Match("switch", "sw"))
                 return HandleSwitchCommand(ctx);
             if (ctx.Match("ap", "autoproxy", "auto"))
@@ -312,6 +316,19 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                 await PrintCommandNotFoundError(ctx, MemberInfo, MemberRename, MemberDisplayName, MemberServerName ,MemberDesc, MemberPronouns, MemberColor, MemberBirthday, MemberProxy, MemberDelete, MemberAvatar, SystemList);
         }
 
+        private async Task HandleGroupCommand(Context ctx)
+        {
+            // Commands with no group argument
+            if (ctx.Match("n", "new"))
+                await ctx.Execute<Groups>(GroupNew, g => g.CreateGroup(ctx));
+
+            if (await ctx.MatchGroup() is {} group)
+            {
+                // Commands with group argument
+                await ctx.Execute<Groups>(GroupInfo, g => g.ShowGroupCard(ctx, group));
+            }
+        }
+
         private async Task HandleSwitchCommand(Context ctx)
         {
             if (ctx.Match("out"))
diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Groups.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Groups.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..898d2193
--- /dev/null
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Groups.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+
+using DSharpPlus.Entities;
+
+using PluralKit.Core;
+
+namespace PluralKit.Bot
+{
+    public class Groups
+    {
+        private readonly IDatabase _db;
+
+        public Groups(IDatabase db)
+        {
+            _db = db;
+        }
+
+        public async Task CreateGroup(Context ctx)
+        {
+            ctx.CheckSystem();
+            
+            var groupName = ctx.RemainderOrNull() ?? throw new PKSyntaxError("You must pass a group name.");
+            if (groupName.Length > Limits.MaxGroupNameLength)
+                throw new PKError($"Group name too long ({groupName.Length}/{Limits.MaxMemberNameLength} characters).");
+            
+            await using var conn = await _db.Obtain();
+            var newGroup = await conn.CreateGroup(ctx.System.Id, groupName);
+
+            await ctx.Reply($"{Emojis.Success} Group \"**{groupName}**\" (`{newGroup.Hid}`) registered!\nYou can now start adding members to the group:\n- **pk;group {newGroup.Hid} add <members...>**");
+        }
+
+        public async Task ShowGroupCard(Context ctx, PKGroup target)
+        {
+            await using var conn = await _db.Obtain();
+            
+            var system = await GetGroupSystem(ctx, target, conn);
+
+            var nameField = target.Name;
+            if (system.Name != null)
+                nameField = $"{nameField} ({system.Name})";
+
+            var eb = new DiscordEmbedBuilder()
+                .WithAuthor(nameField)
+                .WithDescription(target.Description)
+                .WithFooter($"System ID: {system.Hid} | Group ID: {target.Hid} | Created on {target.Created.FormatZoned(system)}");
+
+            await ctx.Reply(embed: eb.Build());
+        }
+
+        private static async Task<PKSystem> GetGroupSystem(Context ctx, PKGroup target, IPKConnection conn)
+        {
+            var system = ctx.System;
+            if (system?.Id == target.System)
+                return system;
+            return await conn.QuerySystem(target.System)!;
+        }
+    }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Modules.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Modules.cs
index 6c4478ab..fff67417 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/Modules.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Modules.cs
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
             builder.RegisterType<CommandTree>().AsSelf();
             builder.RegisterType<Autoproxy>().AsSelf();
             builder.RegisterType<Fun>().AsSelf();
+            builder.RegisterType<Groups>().AsSelf();
             builder.RegisterType<Help>().AsSelf();
             builder.RegisterType<ImportExport>().AsSelf();
             builder.RegisterType<Member>().AsSelf();
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Database.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Database.cs
index 09e6ff20..9fe48710 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Database.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Database.cs
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core
     internal class Database: IDatabase
     {
         private const string RootPath = "PluralKit.Core.Database"; // "resource path" root for SQL files
-        private const int TargetSchemaVersion = 8;
+        private const int TargetSchemaVersion = 9;
         
         private readonly CoreConfig _config;
         private readonly ILogger _logger;
@@ -58,9 +58,11 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdHandler<SystemId, int>(i => new SystemId(i)));
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdHandler<MemberId, int>(i => new MemberId(i)));
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdHandler<SwitchId, int>(i => new SwitchId(i)));
+            SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdHandler<GroupId, int>(i => new GroupId(i)));
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdArrayHandler<SystemId, int>(i => new SystemId(i)));
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdArrayHandler<MemberId, int>(i => new MemberId(i)));
             SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdArrayHandler<SwitchId, int>(i => new SwitchId(i)));
+            SqlMapper.AddTypeHandler(new NumericIdArrayHandler<GroupId, int>(i => new GroupId(i)));
             
             // Register our custom types to Npgsql
             // Without these it'll still *work* but break at the first launch + probably cause other small issues
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Functions/functions.sql b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Functions/functions.sql
index 7960f369..bdbe51e9 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Functions/functions.sql
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Functions/functions.sql
@@ -111,4 +111,14 @@ begin
         if not exists (select 1 from members where hid = new_hid) then return new_hid; end if;
     end loop;
 end
+$$ language plpgsql volatile;
+
+create function find_free_group_hid() returns char(5) as $$
+declare new_hid char(5);
+begin
+    loop
+        new_hid := generate_hid();
+        if not exists (select 1 from groups where hid = new_hid) then return new_hid; end if;
+    end loop;
+end
 $$ language plpgsql volatile;
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Migrations/9.sql b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Migrations/9.sql
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..47c7429c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Migrations/9.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+-- SCHEMA VERSION 9: 2020-xx-xx --
+
+create table groups (
+    id int primary key generated always as identity,
+    hid char(5) unique not null,
+    system int not null references systems(id) on delete cascade,
+    name text not null,
+    description text,
+    created timestamp with time zone not null default (current_timestamp at time zone 'utc')
+);
+
+create table group_members (
+    group_id int not null references groups(id) on delete cascade,
+    member_id int not null references members(id) on delete cascade
+);
+
+update info set schema_version = 9;
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/clean.sql b/PluralKit.Core/Database/clean.sql
index 21e3cbe8..f950c6ec 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Database/clean.sql
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/clean.sql
@@ -10,4 +10,5 @@ drop function if exists message_context;
 drop function if exists proxy_members;
 drop function if exists generate_hid;
 drop function if exists find_free_system_hid;
-drop function if exists find_free_member_hid;
\ No newline at end of file
+drop function if exists find_free_member_hid;
+drop function if exists find_free_group_hid;
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Models/GroupId.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Models/GroupId.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..428251da
--- /dev/null
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Models/GroupId.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+namespace PluralKit.Core
+{
+    public readonly struct GroupId: INumericId<GroupId, int>
+    {
+        public int Value { get; }
+
+        public GroupId(int value)
+        {
+            Value = value;
+        }
+
+        public bool Equals(GroupId other) => Value == other.Value;
+
+        public override bool Equals(object obj) => obj is GroupId other && Equals(other);
+
+        public override int GetHashCode() => Value;
+
+        public static bool operator ==(GroupId left, GroupId right) => left.Equals(right);
+
+        public static bool operator !=(GroupId left, GroupId right) => !left.Equals(right);
+
+        public int CompareTo(GroupId other) => Value.CompareTo(other.Value);
+        
+        public override string ToString() => $"Member #{Value}";
+    }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Models/ModelQueryExt.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Models/ModelQueryExt.cs
index 68ab41ad..abe06644 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Models/ModelQueryExt.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Models/ModelQueryExt.cs
@@ -29,6 +29,12 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core
         public static Task<PKMember?> QueryMemberByHid(this IPKConnection conn, string hid) =>
             conn.QueryFirstOrDefaultAsync<PKMember?>("select * from members where hid = @hid", new {hid = hid.ToLowerInvariant()});
         
+        public static Task<PKGroup?> QueryGroupByName(this IPKConnection conn, string name) =>
+            conn.QueryFirstOrDefaultAsync<PKGroup?>("select * from groups where lower(name) = lower(@name)", new {name = name});
+        
+        public static Task<PKGroup?> QueryGroupByHid(this IPKConnection conn, string hid) =>
+            conn.QueryFirstOrDefaultAsync<PKGroup?>("select * from groups where hid = @hid", new {hid = hid.ToLowerInvariant()});
+
         public static Task<GuildConfig> QueryOrInsertGuildConfig(this IPKConnection conn, ulong guild) =>
             conn.QueryFirstAsync<GuildConfig>("insert into servers (id) values (@guild) on conflict (id) do update set id = @guild returning *", new {guild});
 
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Models/PKGroup.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Models/PKGroup.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..276157dc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Models/PKGroup.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+using NodaTime;
+
+#nullable enable
+namespace PluralKit.Core
+{
+    public class PKGroup
+    {
+        public GroupId Id { get; }
+        public string Hid { get; } = null!;
+        public SystemId System { get; }
+
+        public string Name { get; } = null!;
+        public string? Description { get; }
+        
+        public Instant Created { get; }
+    }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/GroupPatch.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/GroupPatch.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5c4143fd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/GroupPatch.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+#nullable enable
+namespace PluralKit.Core
+{
+    public class GroupPatch: PatchObject
+    {
+        public Partial<string> Name { get; set; }
+        public Partial<string?> Description { get; set; }
+
+        public override UpdateQueryBuilder Apply(UpdateQueryBuilder b) => b
+            .With("name", Name)
+            .With("description", Description);
+    }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/ModelPatchExt.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/ModelPatchExt.cs
index 05b0a471..e2f882d2 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/ModelPatchExt.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Models/Patch/ModelPatchExt.cs
@@ -60,5 +60,10 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core
                 .Build();
             return conn.ExecuteAsync(query, pms);
         }
+        
+        public static Task<PKGroup> CreateGroup(this IPKConnection conn, SystemId system, string name) =>
+            conn.QueryFirstAsync<PKGroup>(
+                "insert into groups (hid, system, name) values (find_free_group_hid(), @System, @Name) returning *",
+                new {System = system, Name = name});
     }
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Utils/Limits.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Utils/Limits.cs
index 8c863adb..afcf0dd8 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Utils/Limits.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Utils/Limits.cs
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core {
         public static readonly int MaxMembersWarnThreshold = MaxMemberCount - 50;
         public static readonly int MaxDescriptionLength = 1000;
         public static readonly int MaxMemberNameLength = 100; // Fair bit larger than MaxProxyNameLength for bookkeeping
+        public static readonly int MaxGroupNameLength = 100;
         public static readonly int MaxPronounsLength = 100;
         public static readonly int MaxUriLength = 256; // May need to be set higher, I know there are URLs longer than this in prod (they can rehost, I guess...)
         public static readonly long AvatarFileSizeLimit = 1024 * 1024;