diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Services/PeriodicStatCollector.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Services/PeriodicStatCollector.cs
index 10a8b225..75d68165 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/Services/PeriodicStatCollector.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Services/PeriodicStatCollector.cs
@@ -72,7 +72,9 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
             foreach (var user in guild.Members.Values)
             {
                 usersKnown.Add(user.Id);
-                if (user.Presence.Status == UserStatus.Online) usersOnline.Add(user.Id);
+                
+                // Presence updates are disabled, for now we just assume every user is online, I guess
+                usersOnline.Add(user.Id);
             }
 
             _metrics.Measure.Gauge.SetValue(BotMetrics.MembersTotal, usersKnown.Count);