diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/ContextListExt.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/ContextListExt.cs
index 1b79dd39..6b043790 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/ContextListExt.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/ContextListExt.cs
@@ -60,7 +60,8 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
             if (ctx.MatchFlag("with-last-switch", "with-last-fronted", "with-last-front", "wls", "wlf"))
                 p.IncludeLastSwitch = true;
             if (ctx.MatchFlag("with-last-message", "with-last-proxy", "wlm", "wlp"))
-                p.IncludeLastMessage = true;
+                throw new PKError("Sorting by last message is temporarily disabled due to database issues, sorry.");
+                // p.IncludeLastMessage = true;
             if (ctx.MatchFlag("with-message-count", "wmc"))
                 p.IncludeMessageCount = true;
             if (ctx.MatchFlag("with-created", "wc"))
@@ -141,12 +142,12 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                                     ret += $"(last switched in: <t:{lastSw.Value.ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
                                 break;
                             }
-                        case SortProperty.LastMessage:
-                            {
-                                if (m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
-                                    ret += $"(last message: <t:{DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
-                                break;
-                            }
+                        // case SortProperty.LastMessage:
+                        //     {
+                        //         if (m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
+                        //             ret += $"(last message: <t:{DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
+                        //         break;
+                        //     }
                         case SortProperty.CreationDate:
                             {
                                 if (m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.Created, out var created))
@@ -159,8 +160,8 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                                     ret += $"({count} messages)";
                                 else if (opts.IncludeLastSwitch && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastSwitchTime, out var lastSw))
                                     ret += $"(last switched in: <t:{lastSw.Value.ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
-                                else if (opts.IncludeLastMessage && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
-                                    ret += $"(last message: <t:{DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
+                                // else if (opts.IncludeLastMessage && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
+                                //     ret += $"(last message: <t:{DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
                                 else if (opts.IncludeCreated && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.Created, out var created))
                                     ret += $"(created at <t:{created.ToUnixTimeSeconds()}>)";
                                 else if (opts.IncludeAvatar && m.AvatarFor(lookupCtx) is { } avatarUrl)
@@ -203,8 +204,8 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                     if ((opts.IncludeMessageCount || opts.SortProperty == SortProperty.MessageCount) && m.MessageCountFor(lookupCtx) is { } count && count > 0)
                         profile.Append($"\n**Message count:** {count}");
 
-                    if ((opts.IncludeLastMessage || opts.SortProperty == SortProperty.LastMessage) && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
-                        profile.Append($"\n**Last message:** {DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).FormatZoned(zone)}");
+                    // if ((opts.IncludeLastMessage || opts.SortProperty == SortProperty.LastMessage) && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastMessage, out var lastMsg))
+                    //     profile.Append($"\n**Last message:** {DiscordUtils.SnowflakeToInstant(lastMsg.Value).FormatZoned(zone)}");
 
                     if ((opts.IncludeLastSwitch || opts.SortProperty == SortProperty.LastSwitch) && m.MetadataPrivacy.TryGet(lookupCtx, m.LastSwitchTime, out var lastSw))
                         profile.Append($"\n**Last switched in:** {lastSw.Value.FormatZoned(zone)}");
diff --git a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/MemberListOptions.cs b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/MemberListOptions.cs
index e77aece6..d0970885 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/MemberListOptions.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Bot/Commands/Lists/MemberListOptions.cs
@@ -98,9 +98,10 @@ namespace PluralKit.Bot
                 SortProperty.Birthdate => input
                     .OrderByDescending(m => m.AnnualBirthday.HasValue)
                     .ThenBy(m => m.AnnualBirthday, ReverseMaybe(Comparer<AnnualDate?>.Default)),
-                SortProperty.LastMessage => input
-                    .OrderByDescending(m => m.LastMessage.HasValue)
-                    .ThenByDescending(m => m.LastMessage, ReverseMaybe(Comparer<ulong?>.Default)),
+                SortProperty.LastMessage => throw new PKError("Sorting by last message is temporarily disabled due to database issues, sorry."),
+                // SortProperty.LastMessage => input
+                //     .OrderByDescending(m => m.LastMessage.HasValue)
+                //     .ThenByDescending(m => m.LastMessage, ReverseMaybe(Comparer<ulong?>.Default)),
                 SortProperty.LastSwitch => input
                     .OrderByDescending(m => m.LastSwitchTime.HasValue)
                     .ThenByDescending(m => m.LastSwitchTime, ReverseMaybe(Comparer<Instant?>.Default)),
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/ListedMember.cs b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/ListedMember.cs
index 3d1646b6..560474ee 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/ListedMember.cs
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/ListedMember.cs
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ namespace PluralKit.Core
     // TODO: is inheritance here correct?
     public class ListedMember: PKMember
     {
-        public ulong? LastMessage { get; }
+        // public ulong? LastMessage { get; }
         public Instant? LastSwitchTime { get; }
 
         public AnnualDate? AnnualBirthday =>
diff --git a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/views.sql b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/views.sql
index 5fd1784b..310ec9fb 100644
--- a/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/views.sql
+++ b/PluralKit.Core/Database/Views/views.sql
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ create view member_list as
 select members.*,
        -- Find last message ID
        -- max(mid) does full table scan, order by/limit uses index (dunno why, but it works!)
-       (select mid from messages where messages.member = members.id order by mid desc nulls last limit 1) as last_message,
+    --    (select mid from messages where messages.member = members.id order by mid desc nulls last limit 1) as last_message,
        
        -- Find last switch timestamp
        (